burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

(via justanothermerthurshipper)

Teacher: It's a double standard just for men. Women don't really like watching two men kiss

Me: -dying of laughter in the back of the room-

ssjdebusk:

asgardian-angels:

Friendly reminder that Castiel has seen Dean, his soul, in Hell like this

and saw its beauty, its hope, and deemed it worth dying for.

(via forevercryingbecausemerlin)

nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon

(via thelastcenturion-thesortinghat)

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

(via avatardedpotterhead)

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i don’t care about the motherfucking tumblr summer diet

(via charlock221b)